shh... don't tell anyone...

I'm pretending to be a girl today. I'm wearing very high heels and all. It's all in honour of our office xmas party. I thought I would be brave and wear them to work this morning... Damn things nearly killed me! They're about three inches high with and ankle strap they've got a narrow squared point at the front... And jesus, mary, joseph and the little donkey to they ever make the ball of my foot hurt when I walk! Hazel advises to walk on the back of my foot putting the weight on the heel. I am completely able to do this. I don't know why??? I can however walk half normally in them, it's only the pain of my face that gives it away... Any one else have any tips on how to walk in heels?

Please... someone help me!... I am a casualty of fashion.